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Чем занимаются штурмовики из «Звездных войн» на досуге?

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Лондонский фотограф Дэррил Джонс представляет, что штурмовики из «Звездных войн» делают в свое свободное время, и снимает сцены из их жизни. Дело в том, что Джонс несколько лет назад переехал в Британию из ЮАР и обнаружил, что пейзажной фотографией он больше заниматься не может — пришлось найти себе иное развлечение.

Штурмовиков Дэррил постит в инстаграм, там у его страницы уже более 101 тысячи фолловеров.

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«Heav­en is my motor­bike Man my mate its out of sight it give me cause to race all day and licence time not much to pay heav­en is my motor­bike dont tune me grief man can’t you see I revs it up and go man go not like the fuzz slow man slow and when I see it in the morn­ing light all chromed up gab­ba it is a pure delight it is my every­thing that I’m prouds of the heav­en of my motor­bike.… Heav­en is my motor­bike tougher than a scruffy dike hap­pi­ness it what it gives catch a flick my mate with me I pick you up at half past three… Heav­en is my motor­bike.… Heav­en is my motor­bike I loves my motor­bike.…» Sad Tyre (This is an actu­al South African Song, that I heard when I was about 4 years old, A search on youtube will bring up the track, it’s hilar­i­ous.…. and pos­si­bly the ori­gins of #dieant­wo­ord) haha­ha­ha­ha­ha Google: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZYmX0j1Xqk #havey­ouseener­ic #hon­da #goril­la #mon­key­bike #ace­cafe #motor­bike #ride #dar­rylljones #free­dom #song #road #stormtroop­er #bobafett #star­wars #insta­gram

Фото опубликовано Dar­ryll Jones (@darrylljones)

Eric was a lit­tle con­fused and dis­ap­point­ed to be quite hon­est. He did not know what all the fuss was about, he had seen many pic­tures of Plu­to and these were no dif­fer­ent! He thought they would at least be in colour mind you, but it was noth­ing he had not seen before. He decid­ed to call SHENANIGANS, even if these were being beamed direct­ly into the R2 unit from the new hori­zons probe a bil­lion years away, why were they so crap­py…? And what was Plu­to doing there in the first place..? What was all the fuss.… Eric nev­er trust­ed the gov­ern­ment, and the TV real­ly any­way, he thought the Amaz­ing race was a show about Stormtroop­ers, until he watched it and he was severe­ly dis­ap­point­ed once again to find out it was a bunch of illit­er­ate humans rac­ing about for a prize.… Tel­ly always let him down.… „Oh well“, he thought, „lets go colour these in shall we“ #havey­ouseener­ic #plu­to #plan­et #newhori­zons #nasa #stormtroop­er #dar­rylljones

Фото опубликовано Dar­ryll Jones (@darrylljones)

Eric’s tired of being lone­ly. So lone­ly alone.… So he is try­ing his hand at flower bunch­ing, and roman­tic poem… It’s not going great, actu­al­ly far from good.… He is doing far worse than he thought he would… „Vio­lets aren’t blue, they’re vio­let, not blue! And only some ros­es are red, The birds and the Bees. Lets sing to the trees, and con­tin­ue this biol­o­gy les­son ensconced in your bed.…» „No, that won’t do!“, Eric thought, maybe a lit­tle too forth­com­ing… «Ros­es are red, Vio­lets are glo­ri­ous, Don’t try to sur­prise, Oscar Pis­to­rius» „Hmm­mm just for­get it!“, I am use­less thought poor Eric, and des­tined to be sad­ly alone. #poet­ry #havey­ouseener­ic #flow­ers #vio­lets #stormtroop­er #dar­rylljones

Фото опубликовано Dar­ryll Jones (@darrylljones)

Mean­while, Eric and Boris break through to a bar­ren waste­land, and Lem­my the python has joined them…? (I am think­ing at this point its prob­a­bly a good thing I am not allowed to home school my daugh­ters…) [Whatthe­feck­isthat] thinks Lem­my, as he stares at Boris and blinks his rep­til­ian blink. Eric is obliv­i­ous, he needs some­thing to eat and fast, he has low blood sug­ar… things are get­ting a lit­tle blur­ry, he begins to wor­ry, he recalls that par­ty at Fet­t’s place, things got blur­ry then too and he woke up with a dou­ble limp and part of his rear armour miss­ing.… „#nan­dos would be heav­en,“ he thinks, lick­ing his chapped lip… Boris makes a few beeps and fritzzes, and they decide to move east… #lem­mythel­la­ma hangs back a lit­tle, he is still wait­ing for a herd… pythons, espe­cial­ly green tree pythons, only attack in flocks of four or more… Lem­my knows that Eric is cov­ered in hard plas­tic, although he has seen a vul­ner­a­ble area miss­ing near the bum­flap… He is very weary how­ev­er of Boris… is that a Laser mount­ed on the front..? or some kind of sick mechan­i­cal pro­boscis. Being unsure makes him pret­ty unsure. So he smiles his python smile and tries to look cute… #havey­ouseener­ic #mantrack­er #eri­can­d­boris #pet #dar­rylljones

Фото опубликовано Dar­ryll Jones (@darrylljones)

Win­ter Parme­san angels by Eric Jones.… #havey­ouseener­ic #parme­san #insta­gram #dar­rylljones #cheese #stu­dio #snowan­gel

Фото опубликовано Dar­ryll Jones (@darrylljones)

chip­ping away so bar­ney can play #run­bar­neyrun #havey­ouseener­ic #bar­ney #simp­sons #cold #frozen #dar­rylljones

Фото опубликовано Dar­ryll Jones (@darrylljones)

Fri­day is Red Wine Day it is… #havey­ouseener­ic #wine #cel­e­bra­tion #dar­rylljones #insta­gram #free­dom #fri­day

Фото опубликовано Dar­ryll Jones (@darrylljones)

It’s Fri­day, it’s Cava Fri­day, Quick… give me a foot up… #havey­ouseener­ic #drink #alco­hol #fri­day

Фото опубликовано Dar­ryll Jones (@darrylljones)

New Years res­o­lu­tion 001 – get myself a big­ger freekin bath­tub #thead­ven­ture­sofer­ic

Фото опубликовано Dar­ryll Jones (@darrylljones)

Sud­den­ly Eric knew what the foul stench he had smelled a few days ear­li­er was… He also fig­ured out why the cute lit­tle pup­py had no friends.… It was prob­a­bly the most crap he had ever seen in his life­time… No, wait, it was the sec­ond most amount of doo doo he had seen. While he swept he recalled the sud­den explo­sion on the Death Star many moons ago, and how he had been in block A ablu­tion block at the time… The hor­ror, 16 000 por­ta pot­ties erupt­ing all at once and then, noth­ing… The tide of brown sausage had swept him off his feet and straight down into the ablu­tion escape pod. He had been thrust out into space, up to his hel­met in clone crap. Eric was no sand troop­er… And whilst it sure­ly may have saved his life, it left a per­ma­nent stain on his armour… And a sweet yet sour smell he could nev­er get rid of either. Now, cooped up in his two bed­room flat in Lon­don, he had encoun­tered anoth­er mass of ungod­ly poop… All from the ass of a tiny cud­dly crea­ture, he would now call… Sir cra­palot.… #thead­ven­ture­sofer­ic #dar­rylljones #labrador #pup­py #stormtroop­er #apart­ment #sweep #poop #dog

Фото опубликовано Dar­ryll Jones (@darrylljones)

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