Чем занимаются штурмовики из «Звездных войн» на досуге?

Лондонский фотограф Дэррил Джонс представляет, что штурмовики из «Звездных войн» делают в свое свободное время, и снимает сцены из их жизни. Дело в том, что Джонс несколько лет назад переехал в Британию из ЮАР и обнаружил, что пейзажной фотографией он больше заниматься не может — пришлось найти себе иное развлечение. Штурмовиков Дэррил постит в социальные сети, там у его страницы уже более 100 тысячи фолловеров.

Eric loves good food, It makes him feel all right, It puts him in a better mood, He could happily eat all night, #haveyouseeneric #food #dessert #berries #chef #darrylljones #stormtrooper #yum

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Июл 27 2015 в 11:44 PDT

"Heaven is my motorbike Man my mate its out of sight it give me cause to race all day and licence time not much to pay heaven is my motorbike dont tune me grief man can't you see I revs it up and go man go not like the fuzz slow man slow and when I see it in the morning light all chromed up gabba it is a pure delight it is my everything that I'm prouds of the heaven of my motorbike…. Heaven is my motorbike tougher than a scruffy dike happiness it what it gives catch a flick my mate with me I pick you up at half past three… Heaven is my motorbike…. Heaven is my motorbike I loves my motorbike…." Sad Tyre (This is an actual South African Song, that I heard when I was about 4 years old, A search on youtube will bring up the track, it's hilarious….. and possibly the origins of #dieantwoord) hahahahahaha Google: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZYmX0j1Xqk #haveyouseeneric #honda #gorilla #monkeybike #acecafe #motorbike #ride #darrylljones #freedom #song #road #stormtrooper #bobafett #starwars #instagram

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Июл 23 2015 в 1:40 PDT

It's Friday and Eric's been in the sun, Enjoying the weather, drinking mixed rum… After a sip or 27 he is always quite keen, to rid himself of all clothing and dive right in…. #haveyouseeneric #rum #friday #stormtrooper #drink #cocktail #splash #instagram #weekend This was a test image in a tank shot by my pal Dan Avery 🙂 "Lets drop Eric in!"

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Июл 17 2015 в 7:38 PDT

Eric was a little confused and disappointed to be quite honest. He did not know what all the fuss was about, he had seen many pictures of Pluto and these were no different! He thought they would at least be in colour mind you, but it was nothing he had not seen before. He decided to call SHENANIGANS, even if these were being beamed directly into the R2 unit from the new horizons probe a billion years away, why were they so crappy…? And what was Pluto doing there in the first place..? What was all the fuss…. Eric never trusted the government, and the TV really anyway, he thought the Amazing race was a show about Stormtroopers, until he watched it and he was severely disappointed once again to find out it was a bunch of illiterate humans racing about for a prize…. Telly always let him down…. 'Oh well', he thought, 'lets go colour these in shall we' #haveyouseeneric #pluto #planet #newhorizons #nasa #stormtrooper #darrylljones

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Июл 15 2015 в 12:55 PDT

It was a day in the Sun, For Eric and Bob, Out having fun, Away from the Job, Pick Picking Fruit, On a farm in the Buzzard, Sun beating down, Gotta keep them strawberries covered, Cars nearly full, as the picking goes on, Bobs having a real thrill, not having to kill anyone…. #haveyouseeneric #darrylljones #strawberries #fruit #picking #vw #vwbeetle #starwars #ericandbob #stormtrooper #beetle #sunday #leightonbuzzard #grovefarm #farm

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Июл 13 2015 в 2:34 PDT

Chess isn't about winning or losing, Its about surviving… Or is that rugby, either way, Bob hated losing…. especially to his new pal Eric… #bobaanderic #haveyouseeneric #darrylljones #friendship #friends #rugby #chess #games

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Июн 23 2015 в 8:50 PDT

Eric's tired of being lonely. So lonely alone…. So he is trying his hand at flower bunching, and romantic poem… It's not going great, actually far from good…. He is doing far worse than he thought he would… 'Violets aren't blue, they're violet, not blue! And only some roses are red, The birds and the Bees. Lets sing to the trees, and continue this biology lesson ensconced in your bed…." 'No, that won't do!', Eric thought, maybe a little too forthcoming… "Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise, Oscar Pistorius" 'Hmmmm just forget it!', I am useless thought poor Eric, and destined to be sadly alone. #poetry #haveyouseeneric #flowers #violets #stormtrooper #darrylljones

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Апр 8 2015 в 7:09 PDT

Friends will be friends They're running naked in the sand, Friends holding hands Will someday surely form a band, #bobaanderic #haveyouseeneric #darrylljones #friendship #tenaciousd #friends

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Июн 19 2015 в 3:23 PDT

Meanwhile, Eric and Boris break through to a barren wasteland, and Lemmy the python has joined them…? (I am thinking at this point its probably a good thing I am not allowed to home school my daughters…) [Whatthefeckisthat] thinks Lemmy, as he stares at Boris and blinks his reptilian blink. Eric is oblivious, he needs something to eat and fast, he has low blood sugar… things are getting a little blurry, he begins to worry, he recalls that party at Fett's place, things got blurry then too and he woke up with a double limp and part of his rear armour missing…. '#nandos would be heaven,' he thinks, licking his chapped lip… Boris makes a few beeps and fritzzes, and they decide to move east… #lemmythellama hangs back a little, he is still waiting for a herd… pythons, especially green tree pythons, only attack in flocks of four or more… Lemmy knows that Eric is covered in hard plastic, although he has seen a vulnerable area missing near the bumflap… He is very weary however of Boris… is that a Laser mounted on the front..? or some kind of sick mechanical proboscis. Being unsure makes him pretty unsure. So he smiles his python smile and tries to look cute… #haveyouseeneric #mantracker #ericandboris #pet #darrylljones

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Мар 26 2015 в 9:59 PDT

Eric always learns the hard way. Todays lesson, don't rub your firkin eyes after handling a chilli seed mix…. #haveyouseeneric #seed #chilli #chillies #darrylljones #food #instagram

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Мар 6 2015 в 4:54 PST

All the kids at South Cranston Kids College for Kids from South Cranston, were going to be extremely upset at the fact that Olaf, the guest speaker at this years 'Snow, what is it good for' convention, had just been mowed down by a very weary and cold stormtrooper named Eric, who was running extremely late for his third prostate exam this week. #haveyouseeneric #snow #miltonkeynessnow #olaf #frozen #accident #snowman #darrylljones #vw #beetle

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Фев 3 2015 в 4:03 PST

Winter Parmesan angels by Eric Jones…. #haveyouseeneric #parmesan #instagram #darrylljones #cheese #studio #snowangel

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Янв 9 2015 в 9:05 PST

chipping away so barney can play #runbarneyrun #haveyouseeneric #barney #simpsons #cold #frozen #darrylljones

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Дек 31 2014 в 6:20 PST

Friday is Red Wine Day it is… #haveyouseeneric #wine #celebration #darrylljones #instagram #freedom #friday

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Янв 16 2015 в 8:46 PST

The main ingredient for wookie lasagne, is of course, a wookie… #lasagne #mince #wookie #chewy #haveyouseeneric #mincer #chewbacca

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Окт 22 2014 в 9:40 PDT

If you're friends with Eric on facebook, these are all available as landscape desktops for a short time 😉 Google 'haveyouseeneric' to see full size 😉 #baby #birth #haveyouseeneric #stormtrooper #darrylljones #eggs #egg #poster

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Окт 14 2014 в 8:47 PDT

It's Friday, it's Cava Friday, Quick… give me a foot up… #haveyouseeneric #drink #alcohol #friday

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Сен 26 2014 в 8:12 PDT

It was a blistering day in #gloucester Eric pulled up to the #tesco hand #carwash and sprayed his #mini down… the front seat was as usual, caked with melted chocolate biscuit, nothing he couldnt rinse off with a jet spray, and then a good wax and rinse… #haveyouseeneric #darrylljones

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Авг 26 2014 в 8:16 PDT

It's saturday, and there is a fine mix of scorching hot heat spells, and violent random thunderstorms… it's confusing, three chaps Eric was tanning with have drowned already, and one died from heat exhaustion… lucky for Eric, his suit has a thermostat and maintains a constant temperature. #haveyouseeneric #summer #storms #hot #rain #freak #weather #stormtrooper #darrylljones #miltonkeynes #uksummer #uk #heatwave #hot

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Июл 19 2014 в 10:00 PDT

A lovely romantic setting Eric thought, some soft piano music playing in the background, bubbles, candles, lavendar scented bath oil… just what he needed… just what he needed… #haveyouseeneric #bathtime #darrylljones #candles #stormtrooper #theadventuresoferic

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Май 27 2014 в 2:25 PDT

Down Kowloon town she puttered, hungry, tired, under her breath she muttered… Eric Eric where are you…. All this frikkin way she flew.. Not a trooper in sight she thought, So spicy crab and octopus sticks she bought, The food here seemed so weird, and the end of her trip rapidly neared… I've got to find him, to get a clue at least… before I travel back from the East. #haveyouseeneric #kowloon #vespa #streets #scooter #town #stormtrooper #darrylljones

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Апр 19 2014 в 8:37 PDT

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Eric's gone missing, either he has been misplaced, or his nightmare has come true and dexter has abducted him 🙁 this is the last photo of him. He was last seen in blue jeans and a grumpy fave… The house where he lives has been searched top to bottom, including the girls toy boxes… His owner… Darrylljones, feels sick and worried. If anyone has any news on his whereabouts, please contact me #haveyouseeneric #theadventuresoferic #darrylljones

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Мар 7 2014 в 9:48 PST

New Years resolution 001 — get myself a bigger freekin bathtub #theadventuresoferic

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Янв 1 2014 в 5:05 PST

Suddenly Eric knew what the foul stench he had smelled a few days earlier was… He also figured out why the cute little puppy had no friends…. It was probably the most crap he had ever seen in his lifetime… No, wait, it was the second most amount of doo doo he had seen. While he swept he recalled the sudden explosion on the Death Star many moons ago, and how he had been in block A ablution block at the time… The horror, 16 000 porta potties erupting all at once and then, nothing… The tide of brown sausage had swept him off his feet and straight down into the ablution escape pod. He had been thrust out into space, up to his helmet in clone crap. Eric was no sand trooper… And whilst it surely may have saved his life, it left a permanent stain on his armour… And a sweet yet sour smell he could never get rid of either. Now, cooped up in his two bedroom flat in London, he had encountered another mass of ungodly poop… All from the ass of a tiny cuddly creature, he would now call… Sir crapalot…. #theadventuresoferic #darrylljones #labrador #puppy #stormtrooper #apartment #sweep #poop #dog

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Дек 18 2013 в 2:37 PST

Much to Eric's dismay… Tesco don't open until 6am in Aberdeen … It's going to be a half an hour wait until he can gets one clotted cream #theadventuresoferic #darrylljones #aberdeen #tesco #clottedcream

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Дек 10 2013 в 2:44 PST

Eric made a friend today at work. He says his names Sheila… He likes to eat greenery. #theadventuresoferic #darrylljones #stormtrooper #friends #dinosaur #food #caring #love

Фото опубликовано Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) Окт 30 2013 в 9:14 PDT

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